Pets

A dog comes when it is called... a cat takes a message and gets back to you.

A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.

I got a cat for my husband, I think it was a fair trade.

I got rid of my husband, the cat was allergic.

My husband said it was either him or the cat/dog/fabric. I miss him sometimes.

Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.

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